So, picture this: It’s a day in mid-September and I’m happily typing away at my computer, totally ignoring some stuff I need to get done and…
Blue screen of death.
Except it wasn’t just that because when I rebooted I had what could be termed a “half-working” computer, one without internet, word processing or any sort of, you know, decent functionality.
And lo, did I have a meltdown. Garments were rendered, teeth were gnashed. It was an ugly sight. And I bought a new computer! I did! But the allure of the internet was too great, and it’s taken me until now to climb out of the pit of Holy Shit, What Did I Miss On The Great Internets While I Was Gone?
But I’m back now. And we’re about to start Reader’s Choice, guys.
(Also, to the people that keep up with the internets: Is it just me or is the whole Eli Roth/ONTD slightly squicky? I’m half squicked, half amazed at the man’s…forthrightness.)