And maybe, tying my own shoes.
I love (the idea of) movie shirts but I can never buy any because mainly a lot of them are stupid looking. The few that aren’t, though, one must wonder what folks think about what they run into you. Here are a bevy of shirts for your perusal with multiple choice options after each t-shirt, all designed to answer the same question: What does this t-shirt say about me?
Now … which to buy?
SHIRT #1
A) I am a twelve year old boy;
B) For all intensive purposes, I’m emotionally a twelve year old boy;
C) I TOTALLY DARE YOU TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME ABOUT PREDATOR 2.
SHIRT #2
A) I totally remember that Patrick Swayze was in a movie besides Dirty Dancing and when Jennifer Grey had her old nose!
B) I bought this shirt on the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
C) WOLVERINEEEEEEEEEES!
