Behold, friends, Romans and countrymen, and lend me your eyes, for I give you gratuitous Robert Downey, Jr.:
I’d like to say I was there on the RDJ-Love Train from the beginning, but I wasn’t. I’m so glad Iron Man has brought him back on the radar of Hot Dudes, because he stole a chunk of my heart right out of my chest in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang and I haven’t seen it since. Bobby Downey, I’d like it if you returned that, please. (If you haven’t seen Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang? Please go see it. As a favor to yourself, not me, because never has a movie earned the terms “snappy” and “zing-y” more than that one.)
And behind the cut, some really gratuitous RDJ for your viewing pleasure.