Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds, a World War II epic about a group of Jewish-American soldiers, will open August 21st…
Quentin, you are the finest purveyor of well-made movie crack in existence. One might even deem you a movie crackiste. You’re that good. So if you’re yanking our collective chains and this movie’s not ready come August 21st, I might have a slight problem.
And by that, I mean, I might cry.
I can totally see you going, “Oh, psyche! Movie’s not ready yet!” and it’s just unfair to do that. It’s more than unfair; it’s cruel and unusual punishment. It’s mean.
I have bad feelings about this release date. If any of my readers actually lived near me, I’d see about planning a field trip on August 21st to a decent movie theater, but I shan’t plan anything. In fact, I’m going to put a big question mark on my calendar for August 21st, and we’ll just see if you do as promised.
Erring on the side of caution,