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Oh, come on, whoever nominated this! This movie isn’t awful! It’s cute. Have a heart!

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It’s pretty much just the story of Spongebob and his starfish friend Patrick saving Mr. Krabs from Plankton, the evil little sea creature who wants to rule the world, but it’s goofy and funny. Keeping in mind that this is really made for little kids, it’s not bad for a grown-up to watch, either. Certainly I wouldn’t be dying to see it ever again, but it was far more bearable than High School Musical and it looks like Gone With The Wind compared to Ax ‘Em.

It’s just a cute piece of fluff for kids.

No harm done here! Someone actually hated this?

Awww.

Plus, it’s got this man in it:

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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but David Hasselhoff made this movie better.

In fact, I quite like Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie. I really don’t have much fascinating to say about it, because…well…I liked it a fair bit and it doesn’t feel right to shamelessly mock it.

(Shut up!)

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The Four Things Meme

I was tagged by J.D., so I guess I have to do this, huh?

FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
Waitress; hostess; video store clerk; cashier.   I thankfully do none of those jobs currently.

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Hot Fuzz, Speed, Die Hard

FOUR PLACES YOU’VE LIVED
Several towns in the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex.  (Mysterious!)

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
Hell, I never watch TV, but Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations is good, Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (the British version is really the best, not the crap he airs over here on NBC or whatever), generally whatever’s on Food Network and Holmes on Homes is a good one too.  Why yes, I am sad and middle-aged.  (When I watch HGTV more than network television, I feel a little…lame.)

FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION

Pennsylvania, Washington D.C., New Mexico, Louisiana

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
Dooce, Slashfilm, Smitten Kitchen, Puck Daddy

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
Brussels sprouts (yes, I know), steak, fried okra (healthy!), and butterbeans.

FOUR PLACES YOU’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
New York, London, Paris, Rome

FOUR BLOGGERS YOU’RE TAGGING

Kevin, Scott, Allison, and whoever else wants to do it

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