There’s not much more I can say about Twilight. The best part of the movie for me personally was people-watching. Twilight fandom is about as fan-wanky as you can get, and our audience clearly aimed to please.
The girl next to me in line, for example, uttered this finery right before entering the theater: “And then I made my boyfriend put on body glitter so he would be JUST. LIKE. EDWARD. EEEE!”
If that’s not terrifying, I don’t know what is. Look, if you like the books, you’ll like the movie. And if you don’t like the books or don’t care, guess what? You won’t like it, probably. I’ll just put it this way.
Twilight is the best comedy I’ve seen all year! No…seriously. It’s laugh out loud hilarious. I have not laughed that hard in a theater since I saw Team America.
The lady next to me got all peeved and everything! But I couldn’t help it. You know how you laugh so hard you start to shake?
That’s what I did for 75% of this movie.
(Wait for it on DVD, trust me. You’ll love it! In an awesomely bad sort of fashion.)