I present to you the IMDB summary for reasons that will become clearer later:
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge.
Tonight, Younger Sister joined me for this viewing…and I hate to say it, but I think it broke her. It broke me, just a little, so I present to you a review consisting of snippets of our conversation during the movie.
Younger Sister: What the hell is this?
Me: Ax ‘Em.
YS: …Two words. Sony. Camcorder.
Me: You should’ve seen Midnight Skater.
YS: What the hell have you been watching lately?
YS: 2 Smooth Film? Jesus. And why are we watching a step team?
Me: I don’t know. Really, I don’t.
YS: Uh…this is going to get better, right?
Me: *stony silence*
Me: WOW. Oh….God.
YS: They spent two dollars on this film, didn’t they?
Me: I just…there are no words.
YS: This movie blows. This is the worst movie ever.
Me: I’m not quite entirely sure on that, but it is in the running for first place, yeah.
