This is the new poster for the My Bloody Valentine remake as found on EVERY SITE ON THE INTERNET, oh my god. (I found it via Cinematical).
I’m torn here: I like the throwback to cheesy movie posters of old. On the other hand, this poster just screams “THIS MOVIE SUCKS”. Nothing says date movie like a 3-D ride to hell, huh? Not if it’s anything like the original. I might not be grabbing onto the It’s Pat! lookalike sitting randomly next to me in the theater for anything, given what I have to go on here. Unless, of course, there’s neckerchiefs involved…then I might scream in terror and hide my eyes on some poor stranger’s shoulder.
What say you?