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I don’t know how many more complete thoughts my brain can put together after watching this not-so-fine piece of Van Dammage but, here goes the truncated review:

  • Van Damme cannot even play the part of an emotionless reanimated corpse correctly.   Worst. Actor. Ever.
  • Dolph Lundgren is seriously scary.
  • I do NOT want to see Van Damme’s butt ever again…especially that many times in a row.
  • Reanimating dead soldiers and submitting them to mind control so they’ll be perfect soldiers?   Yawn.
  • I say there’s not enough Van Damme dancing in this one.
  • Ice being used as a Band-Aid by the reanimated soldiers is so stupid.
  • Bloodsport was way better.   The soundtrack was especially better.

Did I love it?

OF COURSE.   If you took out all of the Van Damme butt scenes, though.   That just makes me want to vomit.

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