So, my three readers, something horrible happened recently.
I had all these ideas for cool things to do after Reader’s Choice and I was supposed to sit down and do a movie review tonight, but I find I just cannot focus properly.
My copy of The Hunt For Red October has gone MIA.
The Hunt For Red October [...]
Archive for the ‘Movies In General’ Category
A Real Tragedy
Posted in Movies In General, tagged The Hunt for Red October on August 11, 2008 | 8 Comments »
A Letter to Tarantino on Self-Control
Posted in Mockery, Movies In General, tagged Eli Roth, Inglorious Bastards, Quentin Tarantino, wrongness on August 7, 2008 | No Comments »
Dear Quentin,
This is like… the second letter I’ve written you. It’s not good when I write you letters, is it?
THEN LET’S STOP DOING SILLY THINGS, SHALL WE? Casting Eli Roth in Inglorious Bastards? Really?
Have you lost your ever-loving mind?
Don’t get me wrong. I know you and Eli are all buddy-buddy. You probably watch movies together [...]
My Eyes, It Burns! It Burns!
Posted in Mockery, Movies In General, tagged remakes, shenanigans, Suspiria on August 7, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Look, I know why remakes get made - the almighty dollar. I get it. Well, in some ways I do and in some ways, I don’t. But for the love of all in this world that is sunshine and rainbow-y goodness, can we not leave some things alone? Can’t [...]
Everything You Wanted To Know About Twilight, But Were Afraid To Ask
Posted in Mockery, Movies In General, tagged Twilight, Twilight movie on July 30, 2008 | 12 Comments »
I see a lot of confusion in the movie blogosphere about the upcoming movie Twilight, based off of the popular book series by Stephenie Meyer. Twilight fans are a hardcore little group, and the amount of internet buzz they’ve helped generate for the movie is insane. But…your rank and file movie [...]
Shallow Is As Shallow Does, Part II: The Dudes I Forgot
Posted in Movies In General, tagged Alan Rickman, Gabriel Byrne, Gaspard Ulliel, John Cusack, Karl Urban, Ron Livingston, Vincent Cassel on July 28, 2008 | 20 Comments »
Gentlemen, I apologize profusely. Your condolence cards for being left off of the first post are in the mail and shall be arriving shortly.
JOHN CUSACK - Even with Must Love Dogs and crap of that ilk, I still love Cusack. Mainly for Grosse Pointe Blank and things of that nature. I always feel iffy on [...]
12 Movies Meme
Posted in Movies In General, tagged Aliens, Cube, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Guys and Dolls, Hunt For Red October, Jurassic Park, Nightmare on Elm Street, Suspiria, The Fifth Element, The Jerk, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg on July 27, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Soooo, my dearests, Piper over at Lazy Eye Theatre (I seem to be mentioning Piper quite a bit lately, no?) tagged me for the 12 Movies Meme, where the rules are as follows:
1) Choose 12 Films to be featured. They could be random selections or part of a greater theme. Whatever you want.
2) Explain why [...]
Shallow Is As Shallow Does
Posted in Movies In General, tagged Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy, Ewan McGregor, Gary Oldman, Konstantin Khabensky, Sean Bean, Christian Bale, Adrien Brody, George Clooney, Gerard Butler, Henry Rollins, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Johnny Depp, Liam Neeson, Sam Neill, Shia LaBoeuf, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Viggo Mortensen on July 23, 2008 | 24 Comments »
You know, I’m all for liking actors who are immensely talented because they’re immensely talented…but every so often, you just have to go with the gut reaction, “Mmm, pretty”. It’s not reasonable, sure, but it’s part of why some actors are cast. And if you’re me, you go for the ones that everyone else is [...]
Place Your Bets!
Posted in Contests, Movies In General, tagged Inglorious Bastards, Quentin Tarantino on July 12, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Okay, dearests.
If you have been keeping up with movies lately via this magic thing we call “the Internet”, then surely you know that the Patron Saint of Profanity and Hilariously Inappropriate Music During Sequences That Make You Cry, a/k/a one Mr. Quentin Tarantino, has managed to have his script for Inglorious Bastards leaked to, apparently, [...]
Upcoming Movies That Make Caitlin Go, “EEE!” … Even More
Posted in Action, Drama, Movies In General, tagged Australia, Eagle Eye, Quantum of Solace, Rock'n'Rolla, Taken, upcoming movies on June 26, 2008 | 9 Comments »
TAKEN (September 19th)
What’s odd is that for a movie hitting in September, I had a difficult time finding a poster (quoi?! I know, right) but I did find this trailer, which makes me much happier, actually. Liam Neeson is a dad that sends his 17 year old daughter off to Paris for [...]
Upcoming Movies That Make Caitlin Go, “EEE!”
Posted in Action, Comedy, Movies In General, Sci-Fi, tagged Wanted, Tropic Thunder, Igor, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, The Dark Knight, upcoming movies on June 25, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Here on 1,416 and Counting I normally do old movies. They usually haven’t been in a theater in years. However, this doesn’t mean I don’t keep up on new movies; it’s just that some of them (like Beverly Hills Chihuahua) strike me as not worth my time, suicide-inducing or a movie you [...]
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