And maybe, tying my own shoes.
I love (the idea of) movie shirts but I can never buy any because mainly a lot of them are stupid looking. The few that aren’t, though, one must wonder what folks think about what they run into you. Here are a bevy of shirts for your perusal with multiple choice options after each t-shirt, all designed to answer the same question: What does this t-shirt say about me?
Now … which to buy?
SHIRT #1
A) I am a twelve year old boy;
B) For all intensive purposes, I’m emotionally a twelve year old boy;
C) I TOTALLY DARE YOU TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME ABOUT PREDATOR 2.
SHIRT #2
A) I totally remember that Patrick Swayze was in a movie besides Dirty Dancing and when Jennifer Grey had her old nose!
B) I bought this shirt on the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
C) WOLVERINEEEEEEEEEES!
SHIRT #3
A) I want to die, hard.
B) I want to die harder.
C) I want to die harder with a vengeance. Please put me out of my misery.
SHIRT #4
A) I have no shame and don’t mind that the public knows of my love for Jean Claude Van Damme.
B) I’m a masochist who loves both Jean Claude Van Damme and having my ass kicked.
C) I thought this was actually a Karate Kid shirt.
SHIRT #5
A) I am awesome personified. Ask me about the Circle K.
B – C) See above.
Ooh, I like the Red Dawn. But I have a weird thing for the hammer and sickle on stuff.
I like the Bill & Ted one as a lot of people wouldn’t recognise it as having come from a movie. For similar ideas take a look at this website: http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/
I love the look on the face of the model in the Sex and the city one. Is that the most forced smile you have ever seen she is just reminding herself she is getting paid and can take it off soon!
1. A
2. A
3. C
4. A
5. … Is there really an answer to this?
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I’m not one to talk much here. The street hockey team that I play for is called Cobra Kai, so I have a Cobra Kai (ish) T-shirt.
But I have a weird thing for the hammer and sickle on stuff.
Ha! So do I. (No, really.)
fandango, I love Last Exit to Nowhere but the only downside for me is apparently they’re UK based, so the shirts and shipping are more expensive for me. By the time you factor all that in, that’s a pretty pricey t-shirt. Although I must say, I adore them all. I would literally buy almost every shirt in that store, I think.
I love the look on the face of the model in the Sex and the city one. Is that the most forced smile you have ever seen she is just reminding herself she is getting paid and can take it off soon!
I’d be hanging myself with an imaginary noose.
I’m not one to talk much here. The street hockey team that I play for is called Cobra Kai, so I have a Cobra Kai (ish) T-shirt.
Morgan, that just makes you awesomer, yes! I applaud you, sir. (Actually, I would buy all of these shirts AND wear them, save for the dreaded Sex and the City shirt. You’d have to pay ME money to wear it. … And no one I know would believe I was willingly wearing it.)
Aw, come on! The Bloodsport one is teh awesome.
The Wyld Stallions one is purdy cool, too, though…
Fletch, I would actually wear the Bloodsport one although I think out of all of them, I lean toward the Wyld Stallyns one the most.
“For all intents and purposes”
Thanks! Whoops.