Posted in Action, Netflix, Review on July 30, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Nothing to start your day off right like some Van Dammage.
Image found here.
Van Damme plays a fire marshal who takes his kids to a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game. It’s not just any hockey game, it’s the last game of the Stanley Cup Finals. The only thing he didn’t count on — cue the [...]
Posted in Reader's Choice on July 21, 2009 | 26 Comments »
Get your #2 pencils out, ’cause this is multiple choice. You get FIVE selections. The twenty movies with the most votes go on the slate to be viewed. (Um, please vote, people? That’s the only way this’ll work.)
Oh, and remember …
(I couldn’t help myself. Honest!)
Posted in Movies In General on July 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
… I give you the Marvel/DC Harry Potter parody!
Peter Parker as Harry Potter!
Batgirl as Hermione!
Deadpool as Ron Weasley!
THE HULK AS HAGRID!
I AM DEAD FROM LAUGHING.
Posted in Action, Review, Sci-Fi on July 20, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Oh, Guillermo del Toro!
Poster found here.
Hellboy II picks up mostly where the first left off. The paranormal team is still fighting the good fight sans Harry, who was shipped to Antarctica, and a new member comes aboard. Johann Krauss is a German ectoplasmic man in a steampunk looking suit and he’s a stickler [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 17, 2009 | 9 Comments »
The older I get, the more I find Sid Vicious and his oft-repeated life story to be worthy of little more than an eyeroll.
The older I get, though, the more and more interesting I find Gary Oldman’s portrayal of Sid Vicious.
Weird?
Posted in Horror, Netflix, Review, Sci-Fi on July 15, 2009 | 4 Comments »
SPOILER WARNING.
Posted in Hot Old Men on July 10, 2009 | 11 Comments »
For Allison, I believe, who requested it. Ask (and if I agree), you shall receive.
Image from here.
Start throwing your undergarments, ladies. Hey, has anyone watched Lie To Me? Is it any good?
Posted in Uncategorized on July 10, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Why are there so many holiday themed horror movies? Halloween I can understand, but Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and now April Fool’s Day? Gracious. Does this mean some day I can look forward to President’s Day, where the reanimated corpses of former U.S. Presidents rise from their graves to fight an ancient evil?
Okay, so [...]
Posted in Reader's Choice on July 6, 2009 | 16 Comments »
Here are the submissions so far:
High School Musical 3
Bring It On
A Walk In The Clouds
Constantine
13 Going on 30
Johnny Mnemonic
Drumline
A Walk To Remember
Biodome
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Uncle Buck
Adventures In Babysitting
Van Helsing
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Down With Love
Four Rooms
Mona Lisa Smile
The Phantom of the Opera
Where The Heart Is
Baseketball
Escape from LA
Joe Dirt
Josie and the Pussycats
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Joe’s Apartment
Hackers
Cabin [...]
Posted in Comedy, Review on July 5, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Doug (Justin Bartha) is traveling to Las Vegas with his friends Stu (Ed Helms) and Phil (Bradley Cooper) as well as his soon to be brother-in-law Alan (Zach Galifianakis). Stu’s stuck with a harridan for a girlfriend, Phil’s excited to get away from his wife and kid and Alan … well, Alan’s just got [...]
