There is not much to say about the horribly unfunny mish-mash of parody jokes that make up Meet The Spartans, except that if this is what my fellow average moviegoers consider fine comedic entertainment, then we are all doomed. There is no hope left for humanity and we should all give up now, flailing in our own muck and mire of stupidity and crassness.
It is a painful, horrible waste of time that is evoked by the first fifteen seconds of the movie (a new record), in which a baby Shrek projectile vomits green goo all over a Spartan. There is no better way to sum up the movie than to say, “It’s like that, y’all”.
(Shortest review ever? Maybe, but there’s not much more to say about it.)
Um, I fear this Worst Movies Ever thing is dangerous to your heath, Caitlin. :(
You love watch this shit. I can’t get past the fact you actually rent this movies! Haha.
I was . . . confused. So I imdb’d the movie, and the cast of characters only made things worse. Yet another film I’m not going to put on my must-see list. Yikes. I’m sorry YOU had to watch this in order to warn us.
I fear this Worst Movies Ever thing is dangerous to your heath, Caitlin.
I don’t think so, but if I can get through with it, it’ll be great.
You love watch this shit. I can’t get past the fact you actually rent this movies! Haha.
Well, right now it’s actually quite painful and I just concentrate on grinding it out, so to speak. Thankfully, Netflix spares me the indignity of having to rent these in store.
I’m sorry YOU had to watch this in order to warn us.
You … You, uh, should see what I have left to do.
This is very depressing.
I hope these people never make another movie.
Nice Review. Short yet painful!
These chuckleheads need to have their SAG cards revoked. Dead serious, man.
Hey Caitlin, now that it looks like you’re about half way through this project, how about a recap? Or maybe some sort of progress report? I’d like to know what kind of preliminary rankings we’ve got going on!
These chuckleheads need to have their SAG cards revoked. Dead serious, man.
Dude, they’re going to go parody this movie themselves in about 5 years. I can (almost not really) guarantee it.
Or maybe some sort of progress report? I’d like to know what kind of preliminary rankings we’ve got going on!
Absolutely of course! I’ll try and have it up tonight. I’ve been so slammed lately, I haven’t thought about that (I’ve been meaning to do it).