#1508: Worst Movies Ever: Leonard Part 6

Uuunnngggh.
How to describe Leonard Part 6? It’s a comedy depicting Bill Cosby as a retired spy who’s goaded back into the game after a vegetarian hell bent on freeing the world’s animals begins to plot to “free” the animals and begins killing people by training animals to kill.   That is the surface area to it, [...]

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#1507: Rodentz

There are no winners here.   There is only FAIL.

Rodentz tells the charming story of  a college professor/researcher and his assistant who accidentally dose up some rats with a variety of enzymes (that’s their explanation, not mine, man) that I believe scientists officially call “some funky shit”.   When a mixture of these enzymes is poured down [...]

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#1506: Santa’s Slay

I feel…perplexed.

Long story short:  Santa is actually a demon who lost a bet years before and was sentenced to 1,000 years of doing good.   His thousand years of good behavior ar eover, so he comes to Hell Township to wreak havoc upon the citizens on Christmas.   Nicholas Yuleson is chased along with his friend Mary [...]

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#1505: Worst Movies Ever – Superman III

This movie is like unintentional tragedy dressed in polyester.   It’s so stupid, so far off the mark, so wrong – that I have no clue where to start with it.
The only good thing this movie gave us is the inspiration for Michael Bolton’s scheme in Office Space.
Dear God, may all memory of this one flash [...]

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What Is The Opposite of Enthralling?

So…the Oscar nominees were announced today.
Is anyone excited?
I’m less than enthused.   I’m bored, actually.   Bored because movies like The Case of Benjamin Button and Doubt don’t look entertaining to me, they look like boring rehashes or tests of mental fortitude and endurance.   Some movies, however, are created as Oscar bait and thus, I accept this [...]

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#1504: Worst Movies Ever – 88 Minutes

Man, this movie is depressing.

Depressingly bad, that is.
I really feel terrible for Al Pacino.   He’s had a fairly illustrious, remarkable cinematic career.   He’s made some knockout films; he’s made some bad ones, yes, but when you think of Al Pacino, you think of The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon and Serpico.   Someone as storied as Al [...]

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Debatable

I rarely do fun things on my birthday, but this year I’m strongly considering packing up for the weekend (my birthday falls on a Friday, hey!) and going to this place.
Thoughts?
(Real life friends, I may or may not press you into service here and make you go with me.)
Hey, there are many things you can [...]

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#1503: Superman II

I think that if I watched Superman III and Superman IV for Worst Movies Ever and I didn’t watch Superman II first, Kevin would hunt me down, find out where I live and smother me in my sleep.

I could list all the various things that are great and good about Superman II, but we’d be [...]

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Holy Hell

Some great person on Youtube has now made it possible for everyone to see every fight scene from Taken.   To that person, I say a hearty thanks.

Ladies, if your ovaries didn’t just explode like Fourth of July fireworks in a glittering cavalcade of joy and amazement, then I don’t know what [...]

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The Upcoming Year for 1,416 and Counting

You guys, I’m not normally uber-attached to things, but I am uber-attached to this little blog.   That’s why I’ve decided to at least outline some of the changes that will be happening this year for the blog for two reasons:  one, so anyone who reads on a regular basis has a good idea of what [...]

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