Oh my god, y’all. I have been waiting in the world’s most boring line for Twilight and I am surrounded by some hardcore fangirls. Please send a hug and some Stoli my way, dearests.
All I can say is that this line is more epic than my line for The Dark Knight and that I fear the girl sitting next to me did not appreciate my sparkle joke and may, in fact, wait to jump me when reach the safety of the dark.
Until then, any entertainment would be much obliged.
Thank heavens for PDAs.
I am actually Gabriel Byrne.
And I approve of you.
*summons you into the bedroom*
Stay strong.
Two of my friends saw the film and didn’t care for it even though they really enjoyed the book and were really looking forward to the adaptation.
Hope things turn out better for you.
You could threaten her back if she starts anything.
But do it as a werewolf threat (she sounds Team Edwardish).
Or make sure to sit behind her and be one of Those People who talks and makes jokes or whatever.
I’m seeing it on Sunday.