I’m looking at the blog stats and apparently, I get enough hits every day that I feel I can safely whip this one out without looking like a complete jerk.
Or, this could potentially backfire and I could look like…a complete jerk. If this works and you, o’ reader of mine, enjoy this, I [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Reader’s Choice
Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Flashback: House of the Dead (And A Small Rant About Uwe Boll)
Posted in Flashback, Horror, Mockery, Review, tagged Uwe Boll, House of the Dead, utter crap on March 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I should preface this by saying that I hate Uwe Boll’s movies. (This is probably not an unpopular opinion among movie buffs.) I’ve sat through at least four of his movies, trying desperately to find something redeeming in the hot messes he makes, but so far, I haven’t found much.
In the comments [...]
Some Hard-Hitting Analysis of Upcoming Movies
Posted in Movies In General, tagged The Lost Boys: The Tribe, Corey Feldman, Wanted, Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Speed Racer, Christina Ricci, Deception, Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, The Love Guru, Mike Myers, Justin Timberlake on March 28, 2008 | 23 Comments »
…You didn’t think I was serious, did you?
So, tonight was a weird night for me. For any of you out there wondering, I don’t watch TV shows. If I do, I usually watch them in several sittings on DVD. I don’t watch network TV in the slightest. I [...]
Movie Crack: Zombie
Posted in Movie Crack, tagged Lucio Fulci, Zombie, zombies on March 27, 2008 | 4 Comments »
For those of you who remember my previous movie blog, you know that I’ve used the term “movie crack” before. It still applies, so if you don’t like me carrying it over, well, I would say, “That’s too bad for you, friend”.
Movie crack is any kind of movie that I can sit and watch [...]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Tarantino!
Posted in Movies In General, tagged Quentin Tarantino on March 27, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Happy birthday to one Mr. Quentin Tarantino, that crazy weirdo, whose birthday falls on mine — March 27th. Aren’t you special, Quentin? You get to share a birthday with ME.
That being said, I’m sure it’s not much of a secret that I totally love and adore your movies. Anyone [...]
I’m a LAMB!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Large Association of Movie Blogs on March 26, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Yeah! I highly recommend that you check out the Large Association of Movie Blogs, of which I am now a member. How they let me through the proverbial door, I’ll never know, but I got the awesome secret decoder ring and everything, so you should totally visit!
The sidebar will probably be morphing in the next [...]
#1426: Sunshine
Posted in Netflix, Review, Sci-Fi, tagged Chris Evans, Cillian Murphy, Danny Boyle, Michelle Yeoh, Sunshine on March 25, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Sunshine is a weird movie in the sense that it feels like a lot of other movies, but it’s not exactly like said movies.
Sometime in the future the sun is dying and a team of the best and brightest are dispatched deep into outer space to pretty much restart the sun. It takes them [...]
#1425: Eraser
Posted in Action, Review, tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, Eraser on March 25, 2008 | No Comments »
Congratulations, Vanessa Williams. You suck as an actress and I hope both for the sake of humanity and the sake of my retinas that you are never given another acting job ever again.
For any of you out there looking either to waste two hours of your life on this movie, or anyone with some masochistic [...]
#1424: A Fistful Of Dollars
Posted in Action, Drama, Netflix, Review, tagged A Fistful of Dollars, Clint Eastwood, Sergio Leone on March 24, 2008 | No Comments »
How did I live this long without seeing A Fistful of Dollars?
Holy goodness gracious, was this movie awesome or what?
I know that I should probably be lined up against a wall and shot for being a movie lover who has never seen Sergio Leone’s “Dollars” trilogy, but quite frankly most of Clint Eastwood’s “early” movies, [...]
Flashback: The Point of No Return
Posted in Action, Flashback, Mockery, tagged Bridget Fonda, Gabriel Byrne, Point of No Return on March 23, 2008 | No Comments »
Oh my god, this movie is a thousand kinds of bad. There’s nothing good-bad about it, either.
Okay, first of all, I want to ask Gabriel Byrne one question and one question only: “Why were you in this remarkable piece of crap?” Oh, Gabriel. You and those pretty blue eyes are capable of so much better.
Point [...]
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